As a young lady of taste and refinement, I enjoy a good, crass joke every now and then. Or rather, as often as possible. However, as a young professional and someone who has to interact with people - strangers - on a daily basis, I try and keep this aspect of my personality somewhat hidden. However, it's fair to say that it occasionally makes itself known in my hobbies - including recreational swearing and taking pictures of humorous graffiti on toilet walls in pubs around Leeds.
It's perhaps worth noting that I was going through my photos in the first instance for a series of posts (to follow, when I'm not drunk on the power of loudly listening to unnecessarily sweary music on my own while slightly sleep-deprived) about the nine hours The Significant Other and I spent cooking up a mega vegan feast making everything from the most basic ingredients possible. I know. Very Goode Life. And super fun. But then this happened.
Either way, here are my top three. Because there's nowt like a good bit of toilet humour.
|THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM|
|AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF BOLLOCKS|
I'm not sure why, but I do feel it's necessary to mention that we also WENT TO THE OPERA a few weeks ago.
It was Girl of the Golden West, by Puccini.
I am so fancy.
|And it was in the Italian. With subtitles. But still.|
Normal service to resume shortly. Promise.